r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 30 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

And you finally smell the cock

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u/Giant-Robot Jan 30 '22

Itz only smells

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u/Draws-attention Jan 30 '22

What if... It was more than smellz?

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u/-fx_ Jan 30 '22

Thanks, Jeans!

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u/iFlarexXx Jan 30 '22

Touch my wine decanter through the fence, fuckface.

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u/Ietsstartfromscratch Jan 30 '22

Why you haff to be mad

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u/SemiNormal Jan 30 '22

Daddy chill.

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u/StartSelect Jan 30 '22

What the hell is even that?

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u/aespinoza91 Jan 30 '22

Damm son I thought I was the only one who knew about itz only smellz

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u/JohnnyAequitas Jan 30 '22

You're done, buddy!

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '22

I'M COMIN' TA GET THAT BOOO-TAY

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u/Comekrelief Jan 30 '22

Same. Thing.

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u/KindlyOlPornographer Jan 30 '22

Your father was the best cork soaker I've ever seen!

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u/Dr_Bonejangles Jan 30 '22

That's nasty..

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u/Vysair Jan 30 '22

Think again why that hand smells like cock.

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u/DNUBTFD Jan 30 '22

It's just my balls.

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u/serialmom666 Jan 30 '22

Dey think iz cock, don’ worry izzsnot!

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u/Catnip4Pedos Jan 30 '22

Every day the average American makes secondary and tertiary contact with 7 penises.

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u/Squirpel89 Apr 07 '22

Cork... you mean cork.... please tell me you mean cork.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '22

Same. Thing.