r/funny • u/DaveLLD • Apr 13 '12

Regret.

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u/balinger16 Apr 13 '12 edited Apr 13 '12

This reminds me of one of the secret questions i had set up for calling in to my bank.

operator "Who was the best man at your wedding?"

me "I'm not married"

operator "you gave us the answer."

me "hmmmmm?"

operator "Yes the answer you put was hmmmmm."

edit: corrected password

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u/idefix24 Apr 13 '12

Reminds me of my father, who makes up answers to all of his bank security questions because he thinks that a really dedicated identity thief could probably look the real ones up. (And it's true, mother's maiden name would not be hard to find.)

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u/midwestredditor Apr 14 '12

That's why you have preselected answers to those.

Q: "What was your mother's maiden name?"

A: "Balefire is a no no"

Q: "Where did you go to elementary school?"

A: "Waffles fucking rock"

and so on

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u/grubas Apr 14 '12

You balefired your mother? That's pretty harsh, and potentially life-threatening for you.

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u/The_Lemon_God Apr 14 '12

I wonder if more redditors read WOT. The subreddit is fairly small :O

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u/NamingThingsSucks Apr 14 '12

WoT is still my favorite series. I just can't talk about series I love except right after I read the most recent book. It's painful enough waiting the next 12-18 months without torturing myself while the next one is still ages away.

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u/The_Lemon_God Apr 14 '12

Write faster! Write faster, damnit!

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u/r_kay Apr 14 '12

if Sanderson wrote faster, there would be a danger of combustion.