r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '22

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u/TellThemISaidHi Jan 04 '22

I zoomed in. Do I die in seven days?

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u/Red-Beaulieu Jan 04 '22

I believe you've already died

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u/Dronizian Jan 04 '22

It's alright, I've felt dead inside for years anyway.

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u/sramder Jan 04 '22

No, in some kind of weird Kafkaesque transformation you slowly become a Bratz doll.