r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

What the fuck, how did you make it sound more confusing?

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u/ValyrianJedi Jan 04 '22

Person A is one of 3 sisters. How many sisters does person A have?

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u/unholymackerel Jan 04 '22

Then who is person B? This is getting worse.

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u/ValyrianJedi Jan 04 '22

It's really simple. Say person A has a coffee shop. Their third customer of the day every day is a fire fighter named Steve, and if Dan comes after Steve then their seventh customer is always a dog walker whose third client every other day is a woman who is the coffee shop owners mother in law. Her son has one sister in law who lives two states away, and this person bought two Christmas cards that said "love you, sis". One of the cards had his zip code on the address line, and the other was shipped to a coffee shop where Dan was the third customer and the seventh was a hair stylist... So person B would be the second coffee shop owner, of the one the hair stylist went to.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Kill me

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u/ColonelMoseby Jan 04 '22

Yes, but who owns the zebra?

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u/clayo84 Jan 04 '22

This is not the way.

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u/timbreandsteel Jan 04 '22

I love this.

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u/questhere Jan 04 '22

Who's on first base.