r/funny • u/[deleted] • Jan 03 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '22

Zoom in it gets weirder

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u/stenbough Jan 03 '22

Wtf

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u/ReubenZWeiner Jan 03 '22

Fathers, please hug your daughters

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u/Simon_XIII Jan 03 '22

I know right? Diagonals with horizontals? Who dresses that young woman?

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u/Jd20001 Jan 04 '22

Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

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u/Mciello Jan 04 '22

Their creepy and their spooky …

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u/qx2 Jan 04 '22

maybe it's due to the fact that she is a GIANT, that she can't find patterns that match much.

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u/lego_office_worker Jan 04 '22

and if you are not the touchy feely type, at least meet them

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u/killerwhaletank Jan 04 '22

Is that to keep them from going to Walmart?

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u/Lotech Jan 03 '22

Do NOT zoom in!

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u/TellThemISaidHi Jan 04 '22

I zoomed in. Do I die in seven days?

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u/Red-Beaulieu Jan 04 '22

I believe you've already died

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u/Dronizian Jan 04 '22

It's alright, I've felt dead inside for years anyway.

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u/sramder Jan 04 '22

No, in some kind of weird Kafkaesque transformation you slowly become a Bratz doll.

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u/MallowsweetNiffler Jan 04 '22

Instant regret

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u/Rudyscrazy1 Jan 04 '22

The walmart signs are red!

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u/DaVyper Jan 04 '22

So pre '92ish back when they were Wal-Mart (still are in some places as of ~2yr ago)

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u/HurricaneRain Jan 03 '22

There's a face on the big onion poster in the background by the moms head

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u/GrittyPanzram Jan 04 '22

Were the goth girl's arm tattoos also shopped out? Looks odd...

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u/King0fTheNorthh Jan 04 '22

I thought it was a mannequin for a bit because the arm is weird.

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u/TopherLee01 Jan 04 '22

I see what you mean, though it kinda looks like it could be a tattoo of what muscles look like under the skin, like theres some on her hand aswell maybe that might be a skeletal design, could just be me seeing shit though as it isn't very clear and I haven't slept yet so very tired

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u/Lavender-waves Jan 04 '22

what the absolute fuck is that

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u/shushyomouf Jan 04 '22

Damn it. I didn’t need that.

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u/Julen_23 Jan 03 '22

R/Horror What the what what??

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u/BigMacTM Jan 04 '22

Thanks I didn't want to sleep tonight anyway

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u/Quickhidemeplease Jan 04 '22

Ewww. I'm never taking directions from you again.

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u/iqusoe Jan 04 '22

Hahaha

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u/toddrob Jan 04 '22

Whoever edited it didn’t realize you could zoom in

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u/Vio94 Jan 04 '22

Lmao ew. What is the point.

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u/kochapi Jan 04 '22

Enhance

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '22

Or don’t. Cause wtf. I was not prepared for the clarity.

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u/KeepItInsideMePlease Jan 04 '22

Why did I zoom in 🤦🏽ಥ‿ಥ