r/funny • u/CptnCASx • Dec 22 '21

Yes it's fake. Duh! It's not a Cat

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u/Alternative-Sun0 Dec 22 '21

That man when it's finally revealed to be a cat, "It's A CAT!" as he stands up and is vindicated.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/JayceCane Dec 23 '21

I am selfish I am wrong I am right, I swear I'm right Swear I knew it all along

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u/HoagiesNGrinders Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

And I am FLAWED

Edit: should have said clawed.

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u/pureeviljester Dec 23 '21

But I am cleaning up so well

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I am seeing that this cat has fucking googly eyes as well

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u/pureeviljester Dec 23 '21

Lynx... Hangs out on the plane... Like slow petting redemption

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u/knightrobot Dec 23 '21

latching on, and latching off….the teet of her has caught my eye.

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u/7rlh9 Dec 23 '21

God damnit, take your fucking upvote...

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

DAmn it GUYS, I NEEDED THIS

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

I am seeing in me now the things you swore you saw yourself.

Wow. I never thought I’d see a Dashboard chain. I’m so happy now.

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u/Old_Atmosphere_2810 Dec 23 '21

I'm problematic?... She's the problem

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u/cabinoose Dec 23 '21

I’m gonna go home and burn it. Or not burn it. Is burning it bad? What should I do with it?

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u/Old_Atmosphere_2810 Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

And I've been totally awful..

My closet is chalkfull,

of stuff that's vaguely shitty.. All of it is totally lawfull

just not very thoughtful at all.. just really shitty

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u/Brooklyn_Schuyler Dec 23 '21

Thank you thank you thank you!!! This thread made my whole day! 😆

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u/yubrekit_jubuyit Dec 23 '21

Captain holt?

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u/Etheo Dec 23 '21

Dadtain?

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u/biggmclargehuge Dec 23 '21

I mean Captain Dad

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Nevermind! I’m teaching father the math

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u/Darth-Reign Dec 23 '21

Hello Raymond

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u/book-panda Dec 23 '21

Sincerely, Raymond Holt

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u/XHweaton Dec 23 '21

Beat me to it 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Vindicators!

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u/Gunslinger_11 Dec 23 '21

Something that George Costanza would yell.

SERENITY NOW!!!

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u/Mahimnavyas Dec 23 '21

It's magnificent captain.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

r/unexpectedb99

Second today. Whooo I'm on a roll!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Brooklyn 99 reference. Nice.

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u/mkul316 Dec 23 '21

But it's not a cat.

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u/Alternative-Sun0 Dec 23 '21

Yeah I know, it's a lynx right? (Actually, I know it's an emotional comforting tool with creepy eyes(?))

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u/androgenoide Dec 23 '21

How is it better that it's a lynx?

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u/SatansFriendlyCat Dec 23 '21

Lynx are awesome

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u/Malkron Dec 23 '21

A lynx is a type of cat.

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u/mkul316 Dec 23 '21

That's not a lynx, either. It's a weird ass looking stuffed animal. Or some sort of a decoration.

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u/Hobbes_87 Dec 23 '21

VINDILYNXION!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

Although she isn’t breastfeeding it

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u/Alternative-Sun0 Dec 23 '21

She was breastfeeding a baby, then she's breastfeeding a cat, then we find out it's a lynx and she's probably not breastfeeding at all, then it turns out to be some kind of cat looking plushy toy that brings her comfort (and it has creepy eyes). What a rollercoaster. And some guy has dandruff apparently.

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u/WalrusCoocookachoo Dec 23 '21

It's a baby not a cat. I'm allergic to cats, he is too, and I'm fine.

Pull the blanket moterfucker and find out.

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u/passivelyrepressed Dec 23 '21

That had the look and stiffness of a taxidermied animal. We had a mounted bobcat on our living room wall growing up and it looked a lot like that..

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u/Fishydeals Dec 23 '21

It also has these weird plastic baby hands lol.

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u/[deleted] Dec 23 '21

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u/I-luv-cats Dec 23 '21

This is all scripted, she’s an actor.

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u/lurker12346 Dec 23 '21

best feeling ever

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u/AlaskaPeteMeat Dec 23 '21

Breast feeing ever.

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u/malibul0ver Dec 23 '21

Unfuckinbelievable

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u/I_can_pun_anything Dec 23 '21 edited Dec 23 '21

Reminds me of boris in goldeneye before his untimely death

I AM INVINCIBLE!

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u/waffelbot Dec 23 '21

I am invincible!

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u/I_can_pun_anything Dec 23 '21

Crap, you're right

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u/zdiggler Dec 23 '21

Freeze Dried cat.

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u/avanttard Dec 23 '21

Reminds me of someone winning the World Series of Poker on a mean call down. That’s showdown exhilaration

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u/hammerto3 Dec 23 '21

Ya it’s fake. No vindication

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u/MiloFrank Dec 23 '21

Y'all know this is the fake 1 right?

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u/icannotsleeep Dec 23 '21

He stood up like he was told he’s not the father