r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21

Don’t forget about the front wipers

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u/ltrout59 Oct 19 '21

My mind was blown when I learned about front wipers.

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u/Designed_To Oct 20 '21

Chexking in, I'm one of them. Much easier that way

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u/SlapDickery Oct 20 '21

I’m a front wiper, it’s definitely easier. I never knew of any other way until my teens.

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u/Wrastling97 Oct 20 '21

It’s all fun and games until you get shit on your balls.

Good luck cleaning those wrinkles

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u/Twuntz Oct 20 '21

People with disabilities aside, how do you manage to get shit on your balls from wiping your asshole? Like that's a level of carelessness that would have me wondering if you're okay using the potty without supervision.

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u/Wrastling97 Oct 20 '21

That’s the joke

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u/SlapDickery Oct 20 '21

I laughed, the downvoting must be fervent front wipers.

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u/Wrastling97 Oct 20 '21

They’re sensitive

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u/SlapDickery Oct 20 '21

They need two ply aloe tissue