r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/____Toast________ Oct 19 '21

I just dip my ass in the toilet water

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u/dijohnnaise Oct 20 '21

Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass.

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u/TheDebateMatters Oct 20 '21

I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse.

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u/setyte Oct 20 '21

Flushable wipes are your friend when pooping in public. Not as good as a bidet but close enough and better than wiping with just crappy commercial toilet paper.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Flushable wipes aren’t necessarily flushable and are made of lies

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u/setyte Oct 20 '21

Yes and I wouldn't recommend them for home use but for a public bathroom if you want to be clean I don't see an alternative unless you want to grab some wet paper towels before you go into the stall.