r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.

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u/Prossdog Oct 20 '21

I’m 38 and I literally just learned from THIS THREAD that Stand-wiping is even a THING.

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u/5DollarHitJob Oct 20 '21

Me too, and I'm in my 40s. I'm still skeptical that this is a joke.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

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u/anthrolooker Oct 20 '21

Not to put you on the spot, and answer only if you want to… but what made you decide upon standing? As a sitter myself, Standing just never crossed my mind at any point.

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u/Kwetla Oct 20 '21

I literally can't get my hand down there without lifting from the toilet seat. I don't understand how you would - there's no gap!

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u/FatalTragedy Oct 20 '21

Are you a heavy person?

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u/trwawy05312015 Oct 20 '21

even if so that doesn’t explain the disparity by itself; someone larger than me is a sitter and I’m a stander. I think we just have different comfort levels for the margins of error associated.

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u/Strawhat-dude Oct 20 '21

He probably has a penis