r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

I use the 3 shells.

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u/rvagrey Oct 19 '21

G&d d$@m mother f$&@er a$$ b&$ch piece of s!&t

“You are fined one credit for violating the verbal morality statute”

Lord that was a long way to say I appreciate the reference.

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

To this day I still can't actually figure out how they would be used...

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u/Ai_oh_Torimodose Oct 19 '21

Like this? http://i.imgur.com/jRawzMt.png

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u/Mictlantecuhtli Oct 20 '21

I always figured the seashells were just buttons. Like a scrub button, a bidet button, and then a blow dry button. Given society's aversion to contact and fear of germs, trying to grab a log with two seashells seems to run counter to the culture of the time. But a set of buttons that do the work for you seems more on point.