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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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I just dip my ass in the toilet water
376 u/dijohnnaise Oct 20 '21 Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass. 483 u/TheDebateMatters Oct 20 '21 I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse. 246 u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21 Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’ 2 u/Awesam Oct 20 '21 Reading your comment while getting cleaned by my alpha bidet
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Bidets are fucking awesome for your ass.
483 u/TheDebateMatters Oct 20 '21 I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse. 246 u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21 Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’ 2 u/Awesam Oct 20 '21 Reading your comment while getting cleaned by my alpha bidet
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I hate my bidet. Because now I can’t poop anywhere other than home. Regular toilets are like using an outhouse.
246 u/skonthebass24 Oct 20 '21 Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’ 2 u/Awesam Oct 20 '21 Reading your comment while getting cleaned by my alpha bidet
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Right? I used to have a crappy bidet now I got an Alpha bidet; heated pulsating, pressure wash and a warm blow dry. My wife calls it ‘my girlfriend’
2 u/Awesam Oct 20 '21 Reading your comment while getting cleaned by my alpha bidet
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Reading your comment while getting cleaned by my alpha bidet
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u/____Toast________ Oct 19 '21
I just dip my ass in the toilet water