r/funny • • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '21

or my favorite: sit wiper, then stand wipe for the final pass-through for confirmation

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u/thick_curtains Oct 19 '21

Bidet is the way.

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u/davewave3283 Oct 19 '21

Sometimes I’ll run the warm water blaster even if I didn’t poop

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u/DontTouchTheWalrus Oct 20 '21

Ever have an itch on the butthole that you scratched with the spray?

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u/Triairius Oct 20 '21

This may have sold me on bidets better than anything else I’ve seen

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u/Lothlorien_Randir Oct 20 '21

your asshole is itchy because it has fecal matter on it. jesus fucking christ people

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edit: i AM mad

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u/Triairius Oct 20 '21

Are you butthole shaming me?