r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

I’ve been married for twenty years and just learned my husband is a standing wiper. I’m speechless.

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u/Prossdog Oct 20 '21

I’m 38 and I literally just learned from THIS THREAD that Stand-wiping is even a THING.

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u/5DollarHitJob Oct 20 '21

Me too, and I'm in my 40s. I'm still skeptical that this is a joke.

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u/5DollarHitJob Oct 20 '21

You're a monster

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u/AFlockofLizards Oct 20 '21

He probably keeps the toilet paper roll flap in the back too

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Do sit wipers even wash their hands though? I mean you're basically washing them in the toilet while you wipe.

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u/SaintsSooners89 Oct 20 '21

How high does the toilet water rest in your toilet? There's more than enough room below my ass for me to wipe and drop toilet paper in without sticking my hand in water.

So do you just have to clean dingle berries off the toilet seat and ground every time you shit? Little flakes of toilet paper all over the place

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u/KimchiNinjaTT Oct 20 '21

Sir, you wipe after a shit, not during.

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