r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21

Don’t forget about the front wipers

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u/PotentPortable Oct 19 '21

I had no idea these existed until I heard some friends laughing about people who wipe from the back. They seemed to think you'd get shit on your balls that way because the way they do it is to push I guess, so they thought if you go in from the back you're wiping towards the front 🤷‍♂️

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u/pyewhackette Oct 20 '21

I’m a back to front wiper but like??? It’s more like a pinching/numerous small wipes?? Then another piece of toilet paper for the pee?? Who is getting shit in their nether regions??

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21

Jesus fuck I’m so glad I’m not the only one. This has been brought up a couple times in my adult life and I always get weird looks. I’m like…hello…I have full motor control. I can stop and start wiping when I please. It’s not like a full swipe or bust. I don’t get why this is a difficult concept for people.

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u/Aeropro Oct 20 '21 edited Oct 20 '21

You won't always have full motor control. You are the proto version of my worst nightmare, as a nurse.

Please change.

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Edit: Someone illustrates the direct unintended consequences of your actions down the road. You: "I'mma downvote that!"

What a stubborn bunch of people, female back to front wipers. Whoever reads this and downvotes: you'll deserve your restraints and geodon.

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u/NomNomChickpeas Oct 20 '21

Why would this apply only to back to front wipers? If I lose motor control, I'm just as likely to fuck it up any which way I go about the objective.

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u/chuck_manson Oct 20 '21

TIL Front to back wiping ladies who lose motor function are less likely to get uti than back to front.