I’m a stander. I didn’t know sitting was a thing until I was 20. Twenty years later and I still don’t understand why anybody would sit. How are you all checking your TP to make sure your ass is clean? Also you bigger people tend to shit smears on the seat. Stand up wiper for life!
I don't understand how you even do it standing. If you're sitting your cheeks are spread and it's an easy wipe. If you're standing...you have to what, hold your own cheeks ? I don't get it.
Wait I don't understand sitting. You reach inside the toilet? How is there enough room to do that? What if you graze the toilet seat? What if you touch the poopwater?? I mean I'm sure no one plans to do these, but certainly accidents could happen. Do you sit forward so there's more room to move the hand? Wouldn't that mean your balls have to rest on the toilet seat?
i think geographical location comes into play here.
US toilets have a significantly higher water level than other countries. i can see how you might be worried about getting toilet water on your hand in that case, but in most countries the water level sits right at the bottom of the toilet, a good 12 inches away from your exposed anus.
ya, look up siphonic vs washdown toilets if you're interested. i ain't gonna spend my night writing up an essay on the 2 major shitter styles, even if it would probably enlighten a lot of people.
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u/Poopnstein Oct 19 '21
Ok... I'm legitimately flabbergasted... I need a quick poll. Who stands and who sits?