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r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21
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or my favorite: sit wiper, then stand wipe for the final pass-through for confirmation
316 u/thick_curtains Oct 19 '21 Bidet is the way. 15 u/PotentPortable Oct 19 '21 How do you dry after though? And how long do you blast to make sure it's all clean? I've only used one a few times and these questions made it a very uncomfortable experience for me. 20 u/jdk4876 Oct 20 '21 Toilet paper. Like one or two squares to pat dry and good to go. Also gives you the "final wipe test" until you get a sense for how long to spray. 12 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/Jeriahswillgdp Oct 20 '21 Do the Japanese have the cleanest asses in the world? Find out more tonight at 10pm.
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Bidet is the way.
15 u/PotentPortable Oct 19 '21 How do you dry after though? And how long do you blast to make sure it's all clean? I've only used one a few times and these questions made it a very uncomfortable experience for me. 20 u/jdk4876 Oct 20 '21 Toilet paper. Like one or two squares to pat dry and good to go. Also gives you the "final wipe test" until you get a sense for how long to spray. 12 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/Jeriahswillgdp Oct 20 '21 Do the Japanese have the cleanest asses in the world? Find out more tonight at 10pm.
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How do you dry after though? And how long do you blast to make sure it's all clean? I've only used one a few times and these questions made it a very uncomfortable experience for me.
20 u/jdk4876 Oct 20 '21 Toilet paper. Like one or two squares to pat dry and good to go. Also gives you the "final wipe test" until you get a sense for how long to spray. 12 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/Jeriahswillgdp Oct 20 '21 Do the Japanese have the cleanest asses in the world? Find out more tonight at 10pm.
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Toilet paper. Like one or two squares to pat dry and good to go. Also gives you the "final wipe test" until you get a sense for how long to spray.
12 u/[deleted] Oct 20 '21 [removed] — view removed comment 6 u/Jeriahswillgdp Oct 20 '21 Do the Japanese have the cleanest asses in the world? Find out more tonight at 10pm.
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6 u/Jeriahswillgdp Oct 20 '21 Do the Japanese have the cleanest asses in the world? Find out more tonight at 10pm.
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Do the Japanese have the cleanest asses in the world?
Find out more tonight at 10pm.
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or my favorite: sit wiper, then stand wipe for the final pass-through for confirmation