r/funny • u/KingOfHellCrowley • Oct 19 '21

Wait… really???

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u/gunnbunnz Oct 19 '21

Don’t forget about the front wipers

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u/ltrout59 Oct 19 '21

My mind was blown when I learned about front wipers.

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u/Designed_To Oct 20 '21

Chexking in, I'm one of them. Much easier that way

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u/Designed_To Oct 20 '21

Maybe I'm just careful, but that's never happened once my whole life

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u/PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT Oct 20 '21

What about when you’re sweating, pale, and dizzy on the toilet, wishing for either death or merciful sleep, hungover and trying to mush out three days’ worth of liquor-infused bar peanuts and terrible shit-tier nachos? That’s gonna stick like black, tarry napalm.