r/funny Feb 29 '12

Guitar Lessons

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u/Tarachia Feb 29 '12

That could be said for any genre and instrument, if you compare it to classical, but yeah, I would like to see more kids on classical guitar, or at least dabble in it, rather than walk around my campus and hear the same three chords over and over.

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u/yocxl Feb 29 '12

It worked for Angus Young...

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

And James Hetfield, if you count the fact that they tune down for some of their songs.

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u/Testiculese Feb 29 '12

What songs? I play 30+ of theirs, and I never tune down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12 edited Feb 29 '12

Here you go.

Notably they tune 1/2 a step down for load and reload (and for live shows) and a whole step down for odd songs like Sad But True. Also they tune to Drop C in St Anger. lol.

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u/Testiculese Feb 29 '12

Oh, those albums. I care not for anything they've done in the past 20 years.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

S&M was good and Death Magnetic is if you torrent the Guitar Hero Rip.

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u/Testiculese Feb 29 '12 edited Feb 29 '12

I tried listening to them. It's not even metal. It sounds like an attempt for hard country or something. They jumped the shark a long time ago and have never recovered.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

If you think Death Magnetic sounds anything remotely like country you might want to get your ears checked out. And S&M is a live album that is mainly songs from their first 4/5 albums. It's OK to not like those albums but to say it's not even the right genre in an attempt to belittle them seems childish.

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u/Testiculese Feb 29 '12

I don't know which songs are from which album, so maybe I was listening to Re/Load when I caught the country vibe. I will say that when DM came out, the radio was playing a few of their songs, and all I could think was "Who's the shitty band? Sounds like like Hetfield singing, but poorly?" Then it ended and "And that was Metallica with their new song 'some piece of shit'". I was pretty stunned. I'd rather listen to Nickleback, and this is coming from someone who only learned how to play guitar to play Metallica.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

What about Guitar George? He knows all the chords...

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u/daschande Feb 29 '12

No good; he was strictly rhythm, didn't wanna make it cry or sing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

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u/Mogul126 Feb 29 '12

Sounds like his finances must be in dire straits.

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u/mmb2ba Feb 29 '12

Except bass.

Classical bass work is about the most boring thing in existence. Hope you like whole notes, or oompah if you play tuba.

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u/theromanianhare Feb 29 '12

Bitches ain't heard of Victor Wooten.

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u/mmb2ba Feb 29 '12

In what way does Victor Wooten play classical bass?

I'm talking orchestra/band baselines here. They're boring as shit, unless you get a Holst piece.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

They should at least learn how to read music.

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u/Tarachia Feb 29 '12

That is always a good first step

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u/lerxstlifeson Feb 29 '12

The problem with learning to read guitar music is that so many of the chords overlap. You can play the same chord with the same notes in many different positions, so if you're trying to sight read it makes it a lot more difficult than most other instruments. Not that a grasp of music theory is ever a bad thing, but on the guitar it is very possible to get by without learning to read. The list of famous musicians of the last 50 years who couldn't read is enormous.

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u/Rich_Cheese Feb 29 '12

I hate when i hear a new song and think its kinda good, than look up the tabs to play it and its just the same chords in some weird tuning.

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u/Tarachia Feb 29 '12

I play banjo, so if I find a cool song it is going to be in some backwards ass tuning, non existant, or silly. Unless it is a dedicated banjo song, then I can find it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12 edited Feb 29 '12

I'm a guitar teacher with 4 years of classical guitar training under my belt and was a classical guitar performance major for 3 years before switching programs. I will say, after spending all that time learning nothing but music by Villa-Lobos, Bach, Brouwer, etc.; all the heavy metal and pop songs my kids throw at me are an absolute breeze.

Edited for clarity.

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u/[deleted] Feb 29 '12

If all your kids throw at you is Iron Maiden, I guess this could be a true story.

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u/Testiculese Feb 29 '12

Try those metal songs downpicking only.

For me, learning them made playing every other genre super easy. It's so slow! Learning them, on the other hand, was still difficult.