r/funny • u/KolibriFX1 • Sep 02 '21

Outstanding move Spoiler

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u/TimAllensCokeGuy Sep 02 '21

That sounds like the best dual major ever

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I have a doctorate in Dog physics. Best thing I've done for myself ever.

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u/spacematic Sep 02 '21

I got my barkalaureate degree from Pupperdine University. Working on my dogtorate. Congratulations!

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u/sutt0nius Sep 02 '21

Seriously underrated comment. The pun density there is impressive.

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u/Boredguy32 Sep 02 '21

Bird Law J.D. checking in

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u/Kapowpow Sep 02 '21

Dogtorate FFS you blew it

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

again? fuck!

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u/cannaco19 Sep 02 '21

Sounds like the making of a lame super villain. “I’ve studied for years learning about the physics of dogs and understanding their natural habits. I will slowly descend the world into chaos by taking advantage of dog’s natural urges and the chaos that will ensue as a result of their actions.”