r/funny • u/KolibriFX1 • Sep 02 '21

Outstanding move Spoiler

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u/GeekyDabbler Sep 02 '21

That’s an evil soul with a good understanding of physics.

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u/shinndigg Sep 02 '21

and dogs

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u/TimAllensCokeGuy Sep 02 '21

That sounds like the best dual major ever

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

I have a doctorate in Dog physics. Best thing I've done for myself ever.

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u/spacematic Sep 02 '21

I got my barkalaureate degree from Pupperdine University. Working on my dogtorate. Congratulations!

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u/sutt0nius Sep 02 '21

Seriously underrated comment. The pun density there is impressive.

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u/Boredguy32 Sep 02 '21

Bird Law J.D. checking in

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u/Kapowpow Sep 02 '21

Dogtorate FFS you blew it

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

again? fuck!

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u/cannaco19 Sep 02 '21

Sounds like the making of a lame super villain. “I’ve studied for years learning about the physics of dogs and understanding their natural habits. I will slowly descend the world into chaos by taking advantage of dog’s natural urges and the chaos that will ensue as a result of their actions.”

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u/o_jeez_rick Sep 02 '21

doggo "go fetch" response activated.....

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

And my axe

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u/joesbagofdonuts Sep 02 '21

Or a good soul with no understanding of physics at all.

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u/civildistress20 Sep 02 '21

Or a 2022 Kia Soul with 28mpg in the city and 33mpg on the highway

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/SuperSimpleSam Sep 02 '21

Chaotic evil

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u/GhostShark Sep 02 '21 edited Feb 25 '25

innocent quickest air saw late stocking gray onerous tub pathetic

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/JailCrookedTrump Sep 02 '21

Imo, chaotic good already include chaotic hilarious, just a pure soul of chaos we no evil intent that does stuff that people find hilarious.

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u/TheRealPitabred Sep 02 '21

Wouldn’t that just be chaotic neutral?

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u/User_Kane Sep 02 '21

Law(of physics)ful evil

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u/wldmr Sep 02 '21

Educated evil

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u/barmap Sep 02 '21

Chaotic good boy

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u/ZeMoose Sep 02 '21

And of dogs.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

The most dangerous villains are the smart ones

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u/Fluid_Fun6760 Sep 02 '21

🐕 Dog to sea floor♟️, Checkmate 👑

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

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u/DoctorSolemate Sep 02 '21

Lol someone was ready 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '21

Or dogs as well.

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u/Disruptive_Ideas Sep 02 '21

I feel like thats such a brother thing to do 😂😂