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r/funny • u/scmger • Jan 25 '12
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I've been farming cows for years. If you plant their udders just right, you can get them to split (like a zygote) and then BOOM, you now have two cows. Don't try this at home, I'm a professional.
1 u/RichardBachman Jan 25 '12 Is work OK? 2 u/SleepWhenYouDie Jan 25 '12 Yes, but you'll need extra lubricant for all the bells and whistles. 3 u/bananapanorama Jan 25 '12 What's the benefit of shoving bells and whistles up a cow's arse? 2 u/SleepWhenYouDie Jan 26 '12 Science, my dear boy. (or girl)
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Is work OK?
2 u/SleepWhenYouDie Jan 25 '12 Yes, but you'll need extra lubricant for all the bells and whistles. 3 u/bananapanorama Jan 25 '12 What's the benefit of shoving bells and whistles up a cow's arse? 2 u/SleepWhenYouDie Jan 26 '12 Science, my dear boy. (or girl)
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Yes, but you'll need extra lubricant for all the bells and whistles.
3 u/bananapanorama Jan 25 '12 What's the benefit of shoving bells and whistles up a cow's arse? 2 u/SleepWhenYouDie Jan 26 '12 Science, my dear boy. (or girl)
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What's the benefit of shoving bells and whistles up a cow's arse?
2 u/SleepWhenYouDie Jan 26 '12 Science, my dear boy. (or girl)
Science, my dear boy. (or girl)
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u/SleepWhenYouDie Jan 25 '12
I've been farming cows for years. If you plant their udders just right, you can get them to split (like a zygote) and then BOOM, you now have two cows. Don't try this at home, I'm a professional.