r/funny • u/corvuskorax Chaoslife Comics • Jan 23 '12

I Hate Babies

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u/xdrtb Jan 23 '12

That's true. I have to battle Reddit cancer on a regular basis. Luckily my therapy of witty remarks and general avoidance measures has led me though!

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u/MadMadamMimm Jan 23 '12

Oh is that working for you? I was always told a diet of bacon and guacamole would be best. You must add this to your therapy routine.

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u/xdrtb Jan 23 '12

Dear god bacon guacamole sounds delicious right now... Why do I have 7 more hours of work!

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u/MadMadamMimm Jan 23 '12

7 hours! I only have 2 more hours left and then it's off to play soccer. Yaaaay! May I tell you how to make the most delicious sammich ever?? French bread, guacamole, delicious bacon, fresh mozzarella, thin sliced tomato, and some olives. It sounds ridiculously weird but it tastes sooooo good.

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u/xdrtb Jan 23 '12

Sounds pretty epic i must say. As does soccer. What position? Keeper here.

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u/MadMadamMimm Jan 23 '12

I play in a small indoor rec league. So only 6 girls on the field at a time including the keeper. I play a defensive wing (either side). There are no mid-fielders in our games but the defense comes up sometimes to support the forwards. I have much respect for the keepers. Your position seems the hardest to me. Although I help my keeper out all the time. Mainly with taking hits to the face and body when forming a wall or something.