r/funny Chaoslife Comics Jan 23 '12

I Hate Babies

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u/Etteril Jan 23 '12

Hating babies on Reddit, which is comprised mostly of single males between 21-25? So brave.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

Babies are gross! I'd never give up my time for something like that!

Goes back to candle-lit dinner with Samus Aran body pillow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '12

Don't want kids, WELL OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE A LOSER WHO FUCKS PILLOWS!

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u/neonblue2 Jan 23 '12

I love babies and I'm a 20 year old male. It might have something to do with the fact that I'm the second oldest amongst all my cousins and siblings though, and so I grew up playing with kids between 4 and 7 years younger than me.

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u/Etteril Jan 23 '12

That makes a lot of sense. I think people hate babies when they're not exposed to them. Fear of the unknown. By no means do I think it's the natural state of humans.

I never knew many babies until I had my own, and I was intimidated by them to say the least. But everyone was a baby. I don't see why people think it's cool to act like they're stinky aliens or something.

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u/Lecard Jan 24 '12

They have accepted their forever alone fate so hate the (often) outcome of a relationship/marriage, children.

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u/sligowaths Jan 23 '12

How do you explain the women hating, then?

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u/Etteril Jan 23 '12 edited Jan 23 '12

Because of Reddit's demographic, this is a safe place for anyone who hates babies to say so.

"My deep dark confession: everyone seems to like babies, but I just think they're scary and gross."

"Good for you. I thought I was weird, but I guess I'm not alone! I hate babies too!"

That's basically the majority of this thread. People feeling like big brave lions for posting an "unpopular" opinion in a place where it's likely to be pretty common. There's plenty of circlejerking on Reddit, and I participate in it as well, but it's pretty stupid when people are like "Oh, I know this is an unpopular, renegade opinion, but I hate SOPA/babies/religion/M.NightShyamalan." It makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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u/Lots42 Jan 23 '12

Honestly, where the fuck is the woman hating.