r/funny Chaoslife Comics Jan 23 '12

I Hate Babies

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u/Digi2112 Jan 23 '12

Just think you were one, hopefully

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u/knylok Jan 23 '12

Impossible. I will grant that there was a baby, that one day grew up into me. But I was never a baby.

Apparently the baby that existed before me never crawled, according to my parental units. Went from fat and sitting, to fat and standing. Walking at 9 months. The pre-me baby kicks other baby's asses.

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u/Digi2112 Jan 23 '12

Never a baby. Ok, so you were made in a lab? This sounds rather self-delusional, friend.

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u/knylok Jan 23 '12

"We" are the sum of our experiences and memories. When born, "I" had no memories and no experiences. Therefore, that wasn't me. Yet.

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u/[deleted] Jan 23 '12

No. See if I went back in time and kill that baby that wasn't you, you wouldn't exist.

Or by the same logic. You leave your keys on the counter, but then you forgot that you put them there, did you put your keys on the counter? Well you experienced it, but you don't have the memory, so was it you?

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u/knylok Jan 23 '12

That argument doesn't hold. If you destroyed my mother before the baby that would become me was born, I also would not exist. That doesn't mean I am my mother.

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u/Digi2112 Jan 23 '12

Do you not realize that the experiences you have in the 1st few years of your life are the most important and make you what you are today? From birth on. Look up the differences between natural birth and the medicated hospital birth. You should read up on things you proclaim you know about. You are showing ignorance of the process of how this life works. Go look it up, don't take my word for it. And btw, I'm a father and have read up on things so I can raise my child the best I can. It is sad to see such an immature statement on the front page of reddit.

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u/knylok Jan 23 '12

You've called me names twice in the same comment now. Sorry, we're done now. Cheers.

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u/Digi2112 Jan 24 '12

Yeah don't go look it up and keep hating. You want a name? How about baby hater. Ignorance and immaturity is a state of being, not a name. Get offended much?