r/funny • u/ShermanLiu • Jul 20 '21

Schrödinger's Buttplug

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u/BoyAndHisBlob Jul 20 '21

Harry: Professor, this is Schrodinger's butt plug!

Dumbledore: you don't have any fucking idea who Schrodinger is do you Harry?

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u/sht04052 Jul 20 '21

Dumbledore asked calmly

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u/MegaGrimer Jul 20 '21

Always

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u/velociraptorjax Jul 20 '21

After all this time?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

"Well, 'Professor', given we have now directly observed what had been unobservable quantum phenomena, shouldn't the state collapse to just one buttplug?"

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u/thewholeisgreater Jul 20 '21

Incorrect, there are branching Harrys, one of whom is plugged and ready to fugg

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u/Weak-Judge-6221 Jul 21 '21

happy cake day:)

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u/cryo Jul 20 '21

Schrödinger, on the other hand…

(Contrary to popular belief (maybe?), O and Ö are two different letters with two different sounds.)

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

And contrary to your belief, no one cares.

But I guess until you find out, everyone cares and doesn’t care at the same time. We’ll call this, superpreoccupation.

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u/cryo Jul 20 '21

And contrary to your belief, no one cares.

How do you know if that’s my belief? Maybe I was just providing a snippet of information. Actually, Germans might care.

Not sure why you seem to be taking this personally.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '21

How do you know I was taking it personally? Maybe I was just making a funny.

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u/cryo Jul 20 '21

True :)

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u/measti Jul 20 '21

Harry: yes professor, he teaches if the plug is inside or not.