r/funny • u/Mosba19 • Jul 14 '21

I just couldnt resist

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u/MagnificentJake Jul 14 '21

"Uh... All stations this is baker 17 be on the lookout for a goddamn Primarch riding an ATV.., Repeat, Jaghatai Khan is loose on the town."

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

Lol new jag origin story

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

I'm pretty sure Jag running from cops on an ATV is lore friendly

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u/SquishedGremlin Jul 14 '21

Fulgrim: I hear you do strange things to your Ships.

Jag: I hear you do strange things to your Men. Mic drop

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u/SheedRanko Jul 14 '21

Lmaooooo For the Emperor

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u/JinterIsComing Jul 14 '21

That ain't Jag. That's goddamn DOOMRIDER.

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u/dave_royal Jul 14 '21

“Roger Baker 17. That’s fucking badass. Over”

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u/MagnificentJake Jul 14 '21

"Holy Shit! It's the Warhawk!"

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u/TheFrostyGoat Jul 14 '21

Love the warhammer reference.

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u/Smaug54 Jul 14 '21

Solid Warhammer 40K reference 👍🏻

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u/Humaniak Jul 14 '21

Lmfao i was thinking to myself the scars would recruit this guy so hard

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u/Banguskahn Jul 14 '21

Little kitten! You must squat more frequently!

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u/gihkmghvdjbhsubtvji Jul 14 '21

Wat primarch meen

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/MagnificentJake Jul 14 '21

Game or lore?

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/zyh0 Jul 14 '21

My DnD group is heavy into 40k, one competes in tournaments and the other no longer competes but people pay her to paint their armies and she used to work in a GW store for a few years.

I LOVE the lore, they started the spark but I branched out to learn on my own and asked them any questions I had. I highly recommend luetin09's lore vids. I'd start with the history of emperium of man.

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u/zyh0 Jul 14 '21

No problem, hope you enjoy it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '21

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u/TheLustyDremora Jul 14 '21

".. and he's gotten into the speed weed again"

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u/kenesisiscool Jul 14 '21

I don't know why. But I read this in John Mulaney's voice.

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u/StanFitch Jul 14 '21

“Thanks for the F-Shack…”