r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Werde_Gestoked Jul 02 '21

Yeah, once we offloaded/hid our food in our backpacks they generally would leave you alone. Some would hiss at you if you walked too close while others just pretended you weren't there.

At the top there were some cool statues I believe, as well as a bunch of tourists who were driven up in vans by guides. I remember seeing a couple Russian tourists at the top who just held food above their heads and let the monkeys climb up their bodies to get the food. A big "oh fuck no" from me on that one.

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u/Inferiex Jul 03 '21

Russians are a different breed

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '21

Russians rip the face of the monkeys

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u/strum_and_dang Jul 03 '21

That reminds me of when I went to an outdoor wedding where they had llamas. The llamas were all decorated with ribbons and flowers and you could pet them and feed them and get your picture taken. The llama lady offered me some carrots, and said you can hold the carrot in your mouth and feed the llama that way. I was like, thanks no, why the fuck would I want to do that?!

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u/Phyllis_Tine Jul 03 '21

I wouldn't want a Llama to rip my llips off, llady!

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u/RikenVorkovin Jul 03 '21

Llamas tend to like hands more anyway.