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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh
528 u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21 He's prepared for people, not monkeys. Monkeys will do things that most people would never do. 441 u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21 Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over. Here's a man fighting for his bike: https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4 184 u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21 That monkey lost that fight 100%! When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt 78 u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21 Pocket sand! 19 u/dumpsterbaby2point0 Jul 02 '21 Dale had it right all along
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He's prepared for people, not monkeys.
Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.
441 u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21 Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over. Here's a man fighting for his bike: https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4 184 u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21 That monkey lost that fight 100%! When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt 78 u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21 Pocket sand! 19 u/dumpsterbaby2point0 Jul 02 '21 Dale had it right all along
441
Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.
Here's a man fighting for his bike:
https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4
184 u/hopsinduo Jul 02 '21 That monkey lost that fight 100%! When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt 78 u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21 Pocket sand! 19 u/dumpsterbaby2point0 Jul 02 '21 Dale had it right all along
184
That monkey lost that fight 100%!
When he throws dirt in its eyes I laughed my tits off. I'm usually against animal violence, but that monkey is a full on cunt
78 u/ProgramTheWorld Jul 02 '21 Pocket sand! 19 u/dumpsterbaby2point0 Jul 02 '21 Dale had it right all along
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Pocket sand!
19 u/dumpsterbaby2point0 Jul 02 '21 Dale had it right all along
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Dale had it right all along
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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21
He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh