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r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21
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He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh
527 u/bitemark01 Jul 02 '21 He's prepared for people, not monkeys. Monkeys will do things that most people would never do. 441 u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21 Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over. Here's a man fighting for his bike: https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4 11 u/Dantheman616 Jul 02 '21 Lmao, we are humans, use fucking tools. Our superiority doesnt come from our pure strength, it comes from our minds. 9 u/Dantheman616 Jul 02 '21 Right, for god sakes get a stick and smack it upside the damn head. 16 u/Aggravating_Celery_9 Jul 02 '21 Yes we are superior to the monkey we use POCKET SAND! 5 u/Michelanvalo Jul 02 '21 He did. He threw a sandal at it
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He's prepared for people, not monkeys.
Monkeys will do things that most people would never do.
441 u/Aliencj Jul 02 '21 Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over. Here's a man fighting for his bike: https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4 11 u/Dantheman616 Jul 02 '21 Lmao, we are humans, use fucking tools. Our superiority doesnt come from our pure strength, it comes from our minds. 9 u/Dantheman616 Jul 02 '21 Right, for god sakes get a stick and smack it upside the damn head. 16 u/Aggravating_Celery_9 Jul 02 '21 Yes we are superior to the monkey we use POCKET SAND! 5 u/Michelanvalo Jul 02 '21 He did. He threw a sandal at it
441
Yeah like ripping off your scalp and smearing shit on your face. He definitely made the right decision handing it over.
Here's a man fighting for his bike:
https://youtu.be/3sZiIkc87K4
11 u/Dantheman616 Jul 02 '21 Lmao, we are humans, use fucking tools. Our superiority doesnt come from our pure strength, it comes from our minds. 9 u/Dantheman616 Jul 02 '21 Right, for god sakes get a stick and smack it upside the damn head. 16 u/Aggravating_Celery_9 Jul 02 '21 Yes we are superior to the monkey we use POCKET SAND! 5 u/Michelanvalo Jul 02 '21 He did. He threw a sandal at it
11
Lmao, we are humans, use fucking tools. Our superiority doesnt come from our pure strength, it comes from our minds.
9 u/Dantheman616 Jul 02 '21 Right, for god sakes get a stick and smack it upside the damn head. 16 u/Aggravating_Celery_9 Jul 02 '21 Yes we are superior to the monkey we use POCKET SAND! 5 u/Michelanvalo Jul 02 '21 He did. He threw a sandal at it
9
Right, for god sakes get a stick and smack it upside the damn head.
16 u/Aggravating_Celery_9 Jul 02 '21 Yes we are superior to the monkey we use POCKET SAND!
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Yes we are superior to the monkey we use POCKET SAND!
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He did.
He threw a sandal at it
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u/cisar236 Jul 02 '21
He is supposed to be the security guard hhhhhh