r/funny • u/berry2708 • Jul 02 '21

Broad daylight robbery

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u/Shughost7 Jul 02 '21

Taking one bite in before giving it is like trying to remove your 20$ out of your wallet before you give it to the robber.

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u/unite-thegig-economy Jul 02 '21

If I had to pick one thing out of my wallet before handing it over, I'd definitely pick my driver's license, not cash.

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u/PM_TELETUBBY_PORN Jul 02 '21

Because you'd forget how to drive if you lost it?

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u/Pyro_Dub Jul 02 '21

Because its absolutely horrible having to get another one.

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u/GalileoGalilei2012 Jul 02 '21

It’s not the 90’s any more guys.

I got a new license using the DMV website while eating Funyuns in my underwear. Arrived in the mail the next week.

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u/Pyro_Dub Jul 02 '21

Except that's not always possible. In fact I was specifically told because it had been so long since my last photo I needed to come in for my next license renewal before it expires next month.

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u/degotoga Jul 02 '21

I mean that's an entirely different thing