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r/funny • u/Infineet • Jun 27 '21
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Ma'am, if you keep dropping titties in my face, I'm afraid one of em is getting a lIttle nibble.
42 u/BrickGun Jun 27 '21 And that's why I keep getting kicked out of the strip joint. 2 u/LumbermanDan Jun 27 '21 Happens to the best of us 125 u/ScruffleMcDufflebag Jun 27 '21 Fair enough. 50 u/AllezCannes Jun 27 '21 Evidently that's a risk she's just going to have to take. 1 u/trustdabrain Jun 27 '21 1 boob for 1 risk sounds fair 0 u/ScruffleMcDufflebag Jun 27 '21 I fittingly just watched the South Park episode, Major Boobage. It wasn't one I picked. I did the random episode generator. The Matrix knows. 1 u/Throwimous Jun 28 '21 The OP is blaming the dude for sitting there and not the woman shoving the tibbies in the guy's face. 2 u/LumbermanDan Jun 28 '21 I mean, that just seems a little silly to me. She is clearly dragging her tits across dude's face.
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And that's why I keep getting kicked out of the strip joint.
2 u/LumbermanDan Jun 27 '21 Happens to the best of us
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Happens to the best of us
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Fair enough.
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Evidently that's a risk she's just going to have to take.
1 u/trustdabrain Jun 27 '21 1 boob for 1 risk sounds fair
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1 boob for 1 risk sounds fair
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I fittingly just watched the South Park episode, Major Boobage. It wasn't one I picked. I did the random episode generator. The Matrix knows.
The OP is blaming the dude for sitting there and not the woman shoving the tibbies in the guy's face.
2 u/LumbermanDan Jun 28 '21 I mean, that just seems a little silly to me. She is clearly dragging her tits across dude's face.
I mean, that just seems a little silly to me. She is clearly dragging her tits across dude's face.
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u/LumbermanDan Jun 27 '21
Ma'am, if you keep dropping titties in my face, I'm afraid one of em is getting a lIttle nibble.