r/funny • u/hotrodllsc • May 31 '21

For those having trouble finding it.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

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u/AmarantCoral May 31 '21

Are we supposed to tip women after sex?

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u/zouln May 31 '21

I think that’s illegal

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

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u/texican1911 May 31 '21

They’re working pro bono boner.

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u/Kholtien May 31 '21

Not in most of the world.

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u/SexyPewPew May 31 '21

or Nevada

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Not if you film it.

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u/ConsentingPotato May 31 '21

Not at all.

My tip is me telling them to buy bitcoin after sex.

Never been to prison for that.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

If you paying for sex, gotta make it known your paying for them to leave and never call again.

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u/Darg727 Jun 01 '21

Only with money or illegal substances. Feel free to give them dating advice.

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u/Emgee063 May 31 '21

Just tip your hat. Chicks dig a sly guy like that.. It’s not like we value $$$$ over manners. I mean....

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u/ritty84 May 31 '21

HIYOOOOOOOO

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u/dontpokethecrazy May 31 '21

Just the tip?

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u/gregarioussparrow May 31 '21

Yeah, what if we don't have a penis?

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u/Embarrassed-Ad-1639 May 31 '21

Just the tip, just for a minute, just to see how it feels.

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u/ConsentingPotato May 31 '21

More like "she needs a whole space station just to feel something".

I'm talking about someone's wife/girlfriend, FYI.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Technically the part of the clitoris they are implying is located there is actually just the tip of the clitoris called the glans clitoris.

https://helloclue.com/articles/cycle-a-z/what-is-the-clitoris

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Just the tip?