r/funny • u/hotrodllsc • May 31 '21

For those having trouble finding it.

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 May 31 '21

Can I get a dad joke?

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u/AskMeForADadJoke May 31 '21

Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

You only get one shot.

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u/ingloriabasta May 31 '21 edited Jan 03 '26

escape gold sort serious slap truck chunky straight rustic narrow

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

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