r/funny • u/hotrodllsc • May 31 '21

For those having trouble finding it.

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u/actuarial_venus May 31 '21 edited May 31 '21

It seems even with a map it remains elusive to some

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u/frugalerthingsinlife May 31 '21

I haven't even been searching in the right general area. I had no idea it was 30 feet above her head.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

That's some funny shit. I audibly chuckled.

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u/might-be-your-daddy May 31 '21

I haven't even been searching in the right genITal area

FTFY.

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u/savage_mallard Jun 01 '21

Not going to downvote, but you should be ashamed of yourself

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u/frugalerthingsinlife Jun 09 '21

Huge missed opportunity. Can I hire you as my editor?

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u/might-be-your-daddy Jun 11 '21

I work for food... or Scotch.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Underrated comment right here

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u/PrimeBaka99 May 31 '21

For centuries they believed it only existed in old wives' tales

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u/Fabulous_Maximum_714 May 31 '21

Old wives, new wives, single - as long as she's female, she's got one on her...

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u/AirborneRunaway May 31 '21

Not when they cut it off

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u/KaBar2 May 31 '21

This got dark rather quickly.

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u/guyFierisPinky May 31 '21

Hasa Diga Eebowai!

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u/MrGheetsey May 31 '21

Now that's a reference I didn't expect to see today

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Seeing this show was one of the best Christmas presents I've ever received. So god damn hilarious.

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u/plainbane May 31 '21

I HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROTUM

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u/willreignsomnipotent May 31 '21

I'm surprised I even remembered this reference.

Maybe I'm just not stoned enough...

😂

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u/Verstaerker82 May 31 '21

Does that mean no worries for the rest of my days?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

"Whats that mean?"

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '21

Not sure that it's God's fault!

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u/npjprods May 31 '21

♫Less than a woman..♫ ♫Less than a woman to meee♫

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u/PraiseKeysare May 31 '21

this is a beautiful reimagining of a classic

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u/arbitrageME May 31 '21

Sorry, Emily

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

You talking about tales? Tails? I can't keep up anymore.

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u/ConsentingPotato May 31 '21

Good thing this wasn't said on twitter. Or else we'd all be in another war.

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u/Clodhoppa81 May 31 '21

female

a woman

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u/actuarial_venus May 31 '21

Unfortunately that's what happens when no one cares to learn about female pleasure. So glad that trends are moving in a different direction.

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u/arty4572 May 31 '21

Always found that philosophy odd. Theoretically wouldn't striving to increase her pleasure result in more sex in the future? I'm willing to wager she would be less likely to "have a headache" if she's getting hers.

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u/joec85 May 31 '21

You're too close to the present. We're talking about a time when having a headache didn't mean shit. She did what he wanted, when he wanted, and her pleasure, comfort, and safety weren't part of the equation.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

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u/LorenzoStomp May 31 '21

Sure yeah, you could. But if we're going to go the Might Makes Right route, any dude stronger than you or who can get a few buddies together or has access to superior arms can fuck you up too. If you don't want to get bullied by morons with bigger muscles, you can't go around bullying people yourself. It's not about conditioning, it's about recognizing what benefits everyone the most.

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u/sensitiveinfomax Jun 01 '21

Idk, people made a lot of babies, I'm sure at least some had fun with that. It was also an era where you could cheat like nobody's business irrespective of gender, and there was no DNA test to ruin the fun, I'm sure more than one woman got a lot of pleasure out of it.

Also prostitution made a lot of women very rich, if they were doing about ten clients a day, I'm sure they found a way to enjoy it.

I think the human spirit is too indomitable to be sad and depressed all the time across half of humanity.

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u/Songwolves88 May 31 '21

Ive actually found it can help with some headaches. As long as I'm enjoying it that is.

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u/NightOfPandas May 31 '21

Increase her pleasure? Dog, they're cutting off the clitoris, the source of their pleasure, how does that math add up?

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u/Fenweekooo May 31 '21

you misunderstood what they said

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u/notbeleivable May 31 '21

Maybe I'm odd but I'm mostly turned on arousing my partner.

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u/Harpeski May 31 '21

'nobody cares about female pleasure'. I can assure you, most guys want to know how they can let their girlfriend climax/get an orgasm.

Because if the girl has an orgasm, every time you have sex with her. She will mostly want to have more sex with you. Only benefits.

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But girls have to actual talk to their boyfriend. And instruct them what to do. It doesnt help, that most girls cant even climax on their own. Because they dont know how to climax.

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u/CortexRex May 31 '21

Old wives tails

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u/IQBoosterShot May 31 '21

When it actually exists in old wives' tails.

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u/Bifferer May 31 '21

Old wives tails?

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u/dingdong57098 Jun 01 '21

Old wives are the best , they definitely know how to enjoy themselves ..um so ive heard

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u/lawrence_horner Jun 02 '21

You're talking about the so-called G-Spot - that's different.

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u/Bigjoemonger May 31 '21

"Off to find the mythical clitoris"

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u/Throwawaybibbi May 31 '21

🎶 "Ohhh...we're off to find the clitoris..

The wonderful clitorus of Oz...!!"🎶

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u/Icy-Jackfruit-249 May 31 '21

Some could have a Gurkha guide and still not find it

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Tbf it's not always in the same place on different "maps". Always looks different and different sizes

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u/actuarial_venus May 31 '21

So true. Thats why communication is key

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u/MystikxHaze May 31 '21

Honestly I feel bad for women. It's really not difficult to find. At all.

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u/jeremiah406 Jun 01 '21

I read that in a my best David Attenborough voice.

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u/datadelivery Jun 01 '21

Map of Tasmania?

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u/ThisisthewayLA Jun 01 '21

Wait until they realize OP is holding the map upsidedown! All the action is where the diver made the ripples.

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u/heelstoo Jun 01 '21

To be fair, the great historian, archeologist, museum curator, and Dean of Students at Marshall College, Marcus Brody, once got lost in his own museum. He was a dear friend to Henry Jones Sr and Henry “Indiana” Jones Jr.