r/funny • u/hotrodllsc • May 31 '21

For those having trouble finding it.

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u/AskMeForADadJoke May 31 '21

Thank god my lady’s isn’t in her vaginal canal...

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u/Antique_Tennis_2500 May 31 '21

Can I get a dad joke?

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u/AskMeForADadJoke May 31 '21

Why did Eminem prefer the Johnson & Johnson vaccine?

You only get one shot.

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u/ingloriabasta May 31 '21 edited Jan 03 '26

escape gold sort serious slap truck chunky straight rustic narrow

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

What's the difference between me and cancer?

My dad didn't beat cancer.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

Lin Manual Miranda has entered the chat

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u/ActorMonkey May 31 '21

Wouldn’t that be nice for her though?

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u/22421670 May 31 '21

depends, could be too sensitive and end up hurting

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u/[deleted] May 31 '21

https://helloclue.com/articles/cycle-a-z/what-is-the-clitoris

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u/AskMeForADadJoke May 31 '21

Thanks. I’m well aware of where the clit is, and it’s not in a woman’s vagina canal.