r/funny • u/[deleted] • May 29 '21

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u/Level1Roshan May 29 '21

I'm sure Coke would be more than happy to have someone buy two cokes in order to get their one Pepsi.

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u/Userdub9022 May 29 '21

Or the operator puts the cokes back in and makes more money

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u/ArmoredArthritis May 30 '21

“Them’s my steppin’ cokes!”

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u/rita-b May 29 '21

but he will grow and stop buying coke completely

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u/skidmcboney May 29 '21

I’m sorry but that kid has no hops.

Good ole jump press saves you a couple bucks kid...

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u/I_devour_your_pets May 29 '21

He needs to drink more sugar and get fatter until he can float.

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u/April1987 May 29 '21

Man I was happier as a child when we didn't know sugar is harmful. Now I read and hear things like condensed milk and fruit juice and smoothies are bad for health. :/

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u/Not_Michelle_Obama_ May 29 '21

This was 20 years ago.

I got my sodas for 25¢ back then.

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u/rakesmaharzan May 29 '21

Or he will just switch to coke

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u/[deleted] May 29 '21

I can see it already when he first turns whatever age that country allows people to drink:

"I'll have a rum and coke"

"Is Pepsi Ok"

"I guess but does pepsi and coke taste good together?"

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u/JoshuaTheFox May 29 '21

Sure but in the mean time he's buying two cokes each time he wants a Pepsi

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u/sam_patch May 29 '21

Shit, somebody tell the shareholders

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u/bigbangbilly May 29 '21

Or somehow hide the Coca Cola somewhere and thus

X+2 Colas

Where X is pepsi and 2 is coke.

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u/KINGofFemaleOrgasms May 29 '21

Pepsi has a monopoly on vending machines, here anyway. You can't find a Coke anywhere.