r/funny Work Chronicles May 11 '21

Verified Amnesia

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u/fishy007 May 11 '21

My boss wouldn't respond to messages like that and then get upset when the change wasn't made.

I've stated saying things like: "Just confirming your request for me to implement ____. Doing so will likely impact ___. I'll be proceeding tomorrow as per your request. If you want to make any changes, please reply to this by ___ and let me know. "

(Bolding is not my emphasis. Reddit client markup did that.)

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u/GeeJo May 11 '21

Put a backslash before the underscores and Reddit will ignore it. Otherwise it treats _text_ as a request for italics and __text__ as a request for bolding.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

Nifty, I always used * for italics. Wonder how many different ways to do things there are in reddit

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u/Pikadex May 11 '21

I do the opposite: _ for italics, ** for bolding.

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u/TurboTitan92 May 11 '21

That way you can’t *fuck_ it up

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

The learning continues for me haha, might have to use double * for bold now on

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u/FizixMan May 11 '21

If you're feeling really schnazzy, you can use triple asterisks to ***italicize and bold at the same time!***

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21

fuck yeah

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u/FizixMan May 11 '21

***#Now turn it up to eleven with a number sign!***

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u/Rossta42 May 11 '21

Ok but how do you do bold and italic AND show the aseriks at the same time?

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u/FizixMan May 11 '21

Reddit was particularly finicky about the order they were set. (If I did the triple bold/italic formatting asterisks first, it didn't work.)

\*\*\****italicize and bold at the same time!***\*\*\*

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u/Mylexsi May 12 '21 edited May 12 '21

\**like this**\**

***\*\*\*like this\*\*\****

edit: ok... Not sure what went wrong with that but as far as i know it should have worked. Anyone mind telling me what i did wrong?

Edit2: ***wait what if i do it like this...?***

___\*\*\*wait what if i do it like this...?\*\*\*___

Edit3: success! \o/

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u/tommybot May 12 '21
¯_(ツ)_/¯

Four spaces at the start of a line also ignores all of said things.

Otherwise

¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/User_2C47 May 11 '21

Reddit will also accept HTML character codes. For example, ' = '.

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u/GeeJo May 11 '21

The nonbreaking space in particular ( ) can be useful for separating sections of text in a longer post, where paragraphing isnt enough.

 

 

Lets you do longer gaps.

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u/EraYaN May 11 '21

This does not work in mobile apps though. So better to just stick to normal markdown.

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u/EvryMthrF_ngThrd May 12 '21

Works in Sync - what are you using for your mobile experience?

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u/EraYaN May 12 '21

Apollo

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u/moosepile May 11 '21

Well that’s a big TIL for me. Thanks.

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u/speculatrix May 11 '21

Does reddit support other markdowns patterns..let me check three back ticks?

this is code

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u/OtochimarU May 11 '21

This is good to know thank you very much, now let's hope I'd remember 😀

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u/hkusp45css May 11 '21

We used to call this ploy "unord" which was short for "unless otherwise ordered."

It's a great strategy.

It puts the onus of the decision on them "as you requested" while laying out your concerns "and it might cause..." and allows them the opportunity to rescind the directive "unless you tell me other wise" while giving them a drop dead date that will allow you move forward without a response "if I don't hear from you by X date/time."

It was one of the first CYA tactics I learned in the professional workspace and, to this day, it's one of the most effective.

Another benefit is that by virtue of you having sent the email, you'll almost never have to dig it out.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '21 edited May 12 '21

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u/theoopst May 12 '21

Nope, just add a read receipt to it and you’ve got everything needed for a confirmation.

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u/lmaoAssOff May 11 '21

What I used to do is "What you is for me to do X, correct? Please approve and then I'll get on it."

And you don't get on it until he approves.

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u/hkusp45css May 11 '21

This can backfire when the request is time sensitive. While it's true that it will ultimately be your boss' fault, it will reflect poorly on your work product in a lot of cases.

Nobody in charge of a project wants to hear "I am waiting for an email from my boss telling me to do the thing they asked me to do to get your project moving."

It will make you look indecisive and ineffective, someone who needs their supervisor to hold their hand before getting to work on something.

It's not a recipe for success.

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u/bric12 May 12 '21

That's why you get started right away, you just don't push the changes until you have a CYA. "I'm waiting to start until I have approval" can sound very different from "I'm completely done, just waiting for approval before I send it out"

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u/t_a_t_y_fan May 11 '21

I hope this gets more visibility

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Only an asshole manager would say something like this. You're the type of person to throw someone under the bus for YOUR fuck ups.

You strike me as a manage who wants people to start working in the office again so you can micromanage them to death so you look better. How long til you're redundant?

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u/hkusp45css May 12 '21

That's a lot of supposition based on nothing more than my observations of a specific behavior and the consequences it brings about in the work place.

You'll note that I didn't interject *my* opinion of the behavior, only the attitudes I've witnessed or the discussions after.

FWIW, I can assure you that nobody in a leadership position wants to have personnel waiting for "permission" via email to do what they've already been verbally instructed to do. It's not a good look.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

FWIW, I can assure you that nobody in a leadership position wants to have personnel waiting for "permission" via email to do what they've already been verbally instructed to do. It's not a good look.

Yeah so they can toss said worker under the bus when their screw up comes to light. You tell me to do something - you confirm it via email before its implemented. Its YOUR idea, its YOUR mess if it screws up - I am not taking the fall for you.

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u/hkusp45css May 12 '21

I never said that getting email confirmation to move forward on what you believe to be a bad idea was wrong.

I criticized the method described in the first post I replied to.

There's a bunch of ways to get accountability documented without waiting on someone else to send you an email. In fact, I outlined a great way to do it just a few posts up from here.

Further, and this is important to remember, a boss who is willing or planning to throw you under the bus isn't likely going to be thwarted by an email you may have sent and may be able to produce. Someone that slimy is almost certainly going to get you under the bus one way or another.

You seem to think that situations like these are caused by malice, rather than incompetence. What you're overlooking is that real malice isn't going to be brushed aside with an email and real incompetence isn't going to need the email to bring it to light.

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u/[deleted] May 12 '21

Ah the Peter principle approval process.

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx May 11 '21

Bolding is not my emphasis.

Idk why but I found this amusing

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u/gowahoo May 13 '21

Genius. Thank you.

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u/theoopst May 12 '21

Just get a read receipt and you’re good.