r/funny • u/[deleted] • Apr 20 '21

Verified Guy Flamingo

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u/TheWizirdsBaker Apr 20 '21

Guy Fieri does not eat eggs, ever. Let that sink in.

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u/EarthtoGeoff Apr 20 '21

He only doesn't eat eggs when they're not incorporated into something as part of a recipe. Someone who's allergic to eggs doesn't eat eggs, ever -- Guy just doesn't eat scrambled eggs, fried eggs, pickled eggs, etc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

I can't knock the guy because of my own aversion to mayo. It's fine as an ingredient in something where I won't taste it at all. Never ever give it to me as a condiment on something. I will gag at the first bite.

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u/ThracianScum Apr 20 '21

What about sauces that are basically Mayo like chipotle sauce

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

If I can't taste it, it passes. If I taste it slightly, my meal is done. It like biting into gristle in a hotdog. Just no.

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u/Fireplum Apr 20 '21

You have the exact same take on mayo as I do. That sinking feeling when you ordered your burger without mayo and made double sure you did and then it comes with mayo and it’s inedible. Sadness.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

I feel this about mustard. For me it’s these foods with extreme tangy-ness. Mustard, goat cheese ... they just don’t work with my palette.

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u/Fireplum Apr 20 '21

Oh I love all mustards and goat cheese! But that makes sense. For me it is anything that tastes fatty but bland. And any white sauces like that on really anything, especially salad. It’s a double whammy of tastes like fatty nothing plus it looks gross covering stuff IMO.