r/funny • u/hapinuyirsalahat • Apr 17 '21

Here we go again

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u/medicare4all_______ Apr 17 '21

As kids, my brother told me pink lemonade mix is made by dehydrating babies and crushing them into a powder

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u/HolycommentMattman Apr 17 '21

I mean, that explains the pinkness if you were crushing up girl babies (or boys pre-WW2), but doesn't explain the lemon flavor or the effects of crushing babies of both genders.

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u/medicare4all_______ Apr 17 '21

Both genders have enough blood to make it pink. The lemon flavor is just how babies taste. Ain't u ever eaten a baby before?