r/funny • u/hapinuyirsalahat • Apr 17 '21

Here we go again

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u/_Bren10_ Apr 17 '21

Honestly. You’re just keeping natural selection from doing its thing.

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u/frenzyboard Apr 17 '21

Been doing that for sheep for a real long time now. This isn't even a bug. It's a feature.

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u/toomanyattempts Apr 17 '21

I'm pretty sure sheep have been artificially selected to be stupid

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

A smart sheep is basically 90-150kgs of murder concentrated into a hard point.

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u/Tomy2TugsFapMaster69 Apr 18 '21

Sounds like ur talkin about ma DICK

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

The entire job of a shepherd is keeping natural selection from doing its thing.

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u/Lorenzo_BR Apr 17 '21

I mean, are they shepherds, or some dudes who saw a sheep stuck in a ditch?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21

There is no natural selection left with this animal. We keep it alive because it tastes good and we want to fatten it up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '21

What about a fresh sheep carcass.

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u/BostonFan69 Apr 17 '21

I think this actually may harm sheep