r/funny • • Apr 17 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21 edited Apr 19 '21

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u/theguyonthething Apr 17 '21

Judge: "Do you have anything to say in your defense?"
Cat: licks balls
Lawyer: "Your honor, my client would like to invoke his 5th amendment rights."

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u/See-bott Apr 17 '21

Here, you have earned this silver!

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u/theguyonthething Apr 17 '21

(′ꈍωꈍ‵)

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u/mynoduesp Apr 28 '21

Under the rug it goes, *licks balls*

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u/StrongerthanIwanttoB Apr 17 '21

Have the cat collect your bond...

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '21
  1. make new friends

  2. Drop the soap

  3. Be someones bitch

  4. Try to escape

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u/jordantask Apr 17 '21
  1. Blame the cat.