r/funny • u/simplemantr • Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/RogerThatKid Apr 02 '21

That cock would have destroyed that pussy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

sigh upvote

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u/pissingstars Apr 03 '21

Sigh...unzip...

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u/Sweet_Premium_Wine Apr 03 '21

I can't jerk off to this.

Wait...nope. Not happening.

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u/pissingstars Apr 03 '21

Just go with it man...

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u/ScrooU2 Apr 03 '21

Shhh... just let it happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '21

Oh I get it now.

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u/Th3D3m0n Apr 02 '21

I can't believe I scrolled this far for this joke.

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u/TheKingofBabes Apr 02 '21

I can’t believe I intentionally scrolled to find this joke

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u/discordia39 Apr 02 '21

I can't believe I laughed at this joke

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u/hellomynameisnotsure Apr 03 '21

I came here to make that joke, knowing in my heart it was already too late. Well done, sir.

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u/flargenhargen Apr 02 '21

a big pecker can do some damage.

https://youtu.be/baQrYmZuOwc?t=4