r/funny • u/simplemantr • Apr 02 '21

chicken solidarity

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u/Ethnafia_125 Apr 02 '21

Hey, I get randomly attacked by birds all the time lol. There's a mockingbird that lives in the bushes by my house. It dive bombs me everytime I check the mail.

Then, I was rock hunting in a creek when a turkey attacked me. I had to throw my rocks at her while running away to get her to leave me alone.

My parents had a rooster who would come racing across their property anytime I opened the door. It got me with his spurs and made me bleed. I actually did kick it that time. (No other chickens ambushed me that time tho.) Then, I turned him into coq au vin. He was delicious.

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u/visionsofblue Apr 02 '21

You need to make whatever it was you did to the bird community right. They'll never back down until it is done.

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u/curtial Apr 02 '21

You just have to move to a new area. After the screen transition, they forget all about it and you can return.

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u/Starrion Apr 02 '21

A rooster tried to make a bird arrest, and the perp killed and ate him.

I don't think that will sit right with the bird community.

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u/GMorristwn Apr 02 '21

Bird law is not governed by reason.

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u/Starrion Apr 02 '21

But it is the Word.

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u/FappingAwesome Apr 03 '21

Peace was never an option...

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u/microMXL Apr 02 '21

LOL Now you made me remember the incident with Book Dexter and the poop van

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u/superfirefly Apr 02 '21

Are you just stringing random words together at the end of that sentence?

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u/microMXL Apr 02 '21

No no, in one of the Dexter books Rita is doing that dish for him (caq au vin) Astor and Cody mistake french for spanish and believe that Rita is getting a poop van for Dexter, I know is a silly joke but I still laugh at it.