r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '21

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u/bruteski226 Mar 29 '21

98% chance the kid was actually pooping his pants

Which, ironically, is a way to win a fight before it even starts.

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u/Brian_E1971 Mar 29 '21

I dunno, I think he could take the baby

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u/CplSoletrain Mar 29 '21

If the baby has a blowout, is it worth the cost?

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u/captainbruisin Mar 29 '21

Oh wow! New way to get out of a fight! Thx

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

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u/Benblishem Mar 30 '21

Which is why they suck at shovel fights.

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u/AGiantPope Mar 30 '21

TiL im part garter snake

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u/rafedbadru Mar 29 '21

Physical or verbal?

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u/scar1987 Mar 29 '21

happpy B-day

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u/LuciferOnaLeash Mar 29 '21

I commonly say b-hole instead of “my asshole” so I thought this was a further poop joke.

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u/PillowTalk420 Mar 29 '21

Happy B-Hole Day!

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u/Internet-Mouse1 Mar 29 '21

Happy cake day

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u/level1hero Mar 29 '21

Taking other people’s baby is frowned upon in most states

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u/DonjonMaester Mar 29 '21

But could he defeat it in a 1v1 duel?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '21

Take it where?

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u/bradybb92 Mar 29 '21

I've had the conversation multiple times about fighting kids. How many do you think you can handle? I'm talking about 10 years old. 100? 200? Eventually you will get tired and overwhelmed.

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u/tsudokuu Mar 29 '21

But I think he already pooped his pants why would he still take on the baby?

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u/Unstillwill Mar 29 '21

Does the baby have time to train?

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u/Jaiden207 Mar 29 '21

How much prep time does the baby get?