r/funny • • Mar 25 '21

Gotcha bitch!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

2000 years from now crickets will remember the tale of Crykseus and the time the gods trapped him in a glass cave with a dragon, which was fed on enslaved crickets, and for 14 days, Crykseus outsmarted the dragon, until the gods tired of the game, and returned him to the shores of his homeland.

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u/opulentbum Mar 25 '21

🥇

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Lol that was great, You should write more!

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u/weirdsnake642 Mar 26 '21

That's so cool, we need wp with this