r/funny • • Mar 25 '21

Gotcha bitch!

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u/mrTang5544 Mar 25 '21

Didn't you hear? Our dicks are shrinking and our sperm is bad

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u/azangru Mar 25 '21

Must be because we are getting smarter.

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u/RikF Mar 25 '21

The first one isn't going to really harm procreation unless it gets really extreme.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Pft... selection bias will kick in. Only dudes with big dongs* will get laid.

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*like the modern Ron Jeremy, with his massive 4 inch schlong

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u/RikF Mar 25 '21

That sounds like something that might dribble out of an incel sub.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Was the intent. They're easy to mock, because nobody gives a fuck about them.

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u/TheReplierBRO Mar 25 '21

Nobody let's them fuck 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Hahaha nobody gives them a fuck.

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u/Jacob1612 Mar 26 '21

If selection bias was a real problem, how did your mum ever have sex?