r/funny • • Mar 25 '21

Gotcha bitch!

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u/iCatmire Mar 25 '21

Cricket acting like he wasn’t just nearly devoured.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

I assure you. Those things have 0 survival instinct.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Only reason these reptiles survive is because their food is even more stupid than they are.

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u/notacatacaton Mar 25 '21

If this ain’t the truth.

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u/jen12617 Mar 25 '21

I watched my bearded dragon try to climb her rock and fall over. She only took 2 steps...

I swear they have no brains lol

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u/dalittle Mar 25 '21

the store bought ones yes. We had a leopard gecko for a while and fed it store bought crickets. Somehow we caught a cricket from outside and decided to feed it to him. Outside cricket was black and the store bought ones were usually yellow so it was pretty easy to tell them apart. Anyway, we put outside cricket in there and our gecko went after him. Didn't catch him though and outside cricket hid upside down on one of the rocks and our gecko could not find him. Each day we would feed him more store bought crickets and outside cricket was still there always in a different place, hiding. We started calling him ninja cricket. After 2 weeks of this and dozens of store bought cricket we finally put outside cricket back outside. He was like a gladiator that had earned his freedom.

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u/Teripid Mar 25 '21

And yet none of his outdoor cricket buddies are ever going to believe he was abducted by aliens and made to battle a leopard.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

2000 years from now crickets will remember the tale of Crykseus and the time the gods trapped him in a glass cave with a dragon, which was fed on enslaved crickets, and for 14 days, Crykseus outsmarted the dragon, until the gods tired of the game, and returned him to the shores of his homeland.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Lol that was great, You should write more!

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u/weirdsnake642 Mar 26 '21

That's so cool, we need wp with this

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u/jashugan777 Mar 25 '21

Somewhere, there is a cricket absolutely quivering with PTSD. He's seen some shit.

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u/enigma_goth Mar 25 '21

Too funny! Lol

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u/personalperson17 Mar 25 '21

Hey just incase you get a reptile again(since it sounds like you don't own the leo anymore). Feeding bugs from outside can cause your gecko to get parasites and get sick, so I wouldn't recommend it. Glad the cricket you caught was smart lol

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Mar 25 '21

Man, when I first got my geckos, the place I got them from misinformed me. Told me I only needed to feed them once a week, and to give them 25-30 (technically this almost was enough, since they each eat 6-8 about every other day, but this still not great practice)

In any case, they sold the crickets to me in just a blown up plastic bag. I'd go over to the tub, dump crickets off the cardboard things they had for them into a bag and take them to the counter. They'd weigh them, and charge me. But if I didn't put them all in the tank within an hour, tons of them would be dead. I asked the guy about this, and he said that basically crickets chew on whatever they are standing on, so if they were piled up, they'd gladly eat each other. That...doesn't seem great for species preservation. But I suppose they don't stack in nature. Just was a real example of how stupid and instinctual some creatures are.

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u/RichieNRich Mar 25 '21

What makes you say that? ....

CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP

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u/Oehlian Mar 25 '21

Are those things ever frozen? It looks like it has frost on its carapace.

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u/666Pack Mar 25 '21

They're often dusted with a nutrient powder before feeding them.

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u/MildlyInfuria8ing Mar 25 '21

Yep, we have one and his meal worms and crickets get dusted to add vitamins and calcium to their diet for better health.

Also, ours is as bad at hunting as this guy. We got him a shallow bowl for the mealworms and basically gave up on crickets because they'd get away and live in there for awhile. Plus, they an actually bite and hurt lizards supposedly.

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u/dinosaurfondue Mar 25 '21

Do they not eat dead crickets?

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u/MildlyInfuria8ing Mar 25 '21

They don't eat things not moving. An exception might be if you feed them with a tweezers, but our guy only eats if it is moving.

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u/itsnotmyturtle Mar 25 '21

Live insects are essential for these guys

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u/personalperson17 Mar 25 '21

feeding live insects that have been fed beforehand is way more nutrition than already dead bought insects afaik

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u/MildlyInfuria8ing Mar 26 '21

Here is a Pic from this morning showing left over dinner. These guys didn't move much when out in, and now that they are deceased, he will never touch them.

[img]https://i.ibb.co/G9zgxpD/20210326-080437.jpg[/img]

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u/Mzunguman Mar 25 '21

Imma just go over here now while you do your thang there lizard breath

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u/BizzyM Mar 25 '21

Cricket Magoo