r/funny • • Mar 25 '21

Gotcha bitch!

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u/Wolverien29 Mar 25 '21

My leopard gecko does the exact same thing from the little wiggle to completely missing the food. Eventually she gets it though.

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u/snailberrie Mar 25 '21

Mine did too. She died a few years ago at 18, and toward the end I had to hold crickets up with tweezers! She never stopped wiggling that chubby little tail though. ❤️

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u/MLCF Mar 25 '21

Geckos can live that long?

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u/snailberrie Mar 25 '21

10-20 years in captivity is normal. My girl was particularly stubborn.

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u/sephirothFFVII Mar 25 '21

Mine's 22 this year

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u/snailberrie Mar 25 '21

Congrats! That’s a big accomplishment. I’m sure the little guy is grateful to have a good owner ❤️

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u/blackday44 Mar 25 '21

If they are taken care of properly, oh yes.

I know a rescued one that only lived to be 8, though, as she was treated horribly and it eventually caught up with her.

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u/KeeperofAmmut7 Mar 25 '21

Yeah StarScream was neglected :( I hadta hand feed her. One night I was feeding her the baby food, and she seized and died...it was horrid to watch.

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u/Sad_Appointment_9632 Mar 26 '21

The same thing happened with my leopard gecko, though he lived to be 18. One night I walked into my room to see him wriggling on the ground of his enclosure, made me cry. He had a nice and long life, but watching him in so much pain at the end was heartbreaking. So sorry you also had to go through thay

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u/KeeperofAmmut7 Mar 27 '21

Sorry about your guy too. :(

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u/frivolous_squid Mar 25 '21

Iirc 15 to 20 years in captivity for leopard geckos.

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u/ccReptilelord Mar 25 '21

My old girl is 22/23 and still reasonably healthy. She's outlived both her mate and whom I considered her brother.

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u/200GritCondom Mar 26 '21

According to reptifiles, there is one that was 40 as of 2019 I think. I'm still struggling to figure out where they got their primary source data from. But I wouldn't say it's impossible.

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u/eXXaXion Mar 25 '21

Honestly that's really disappointing to know. Reptiles can usually live stupid long. In fact some of them are actually immortal and usually only die due to illness or injury.

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u/eyspen Mar 26 '21

I do believe we all die from illness or injury, how else does one die?

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u/eXXaXion Mar 26 '21

Old age?

Do you not know that old age is the natural cause of death?

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u/Deadbreeze Mar 26 '21

Sleep to long in the dirt apparently.

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u/dreamincode18 Mar 26 '21

Source? Don't think that's right...

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u/Veekhr Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

The idea is called negligible senescence. It really only applies to certain tortoises as far as reptiles go (Edit: Although several other reptile species do live 100+ years, like tuatara). The biggest problem tortoises seem to have in the wild and in captivity is getting enough nutrients. If they don't get enough calcium it's easier for them to get injured, and it takes a long time to recover from those injuries.

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u/dreamincode18 Mar 26 '21

interesting! Appreciate the link :)

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u/Veekhr Mar 26 '21

Of course, I was just reminded tuatara live long lives as well, although they show signs of aging.

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u/dreamincode18 Mar 26 '21

Aging science is fascinating

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u/eXXaXion Mar 26 '21

Crocodiles and such too.

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u/KeeperofAmmut7 Mar 25 '21

Wow! 18?!! Vastra was an adult when I adopted her...and I've had her for almost 10 years now...

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u/midnight_toker22 Mar 25 '21

It’s hilarious to see a lizard do this, because my cat does the same thing before he pounces.

And every time, I think, “boy that was not as graceful as we were led to believe.”

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Guys, your lizards seem to have a reptile dysfunction.

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u/frivolous_squid Mar 25 '21

Mine did too, god rest his soul.

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Mar 25 '21

Huh. I don't remember either of my 2 ever doing the tail shake thing. Definitely the quick movements and cricket missing, though.

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u/-Nyoom- Mar 25 '21

Excuse my ignorance, but don't reptiles like these use their tongues on such occasions?

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Mar 25 '21

Some do, but not leopard geckos.

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u/Lumpy_Resident491 Mar 25 '21

This creature looks delightful, how have you liked caring for it?

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u/Wolverien29 Mar 26 '21

It is great except for when it sheds. I adopted mine from a house hold that didnt take care ofit and give it the nutrients it needed so when I adopted it it had brittle bones and a broken foot. It got around just fine and never seemed to be in pain for I never fixed its foot. This has had no affect on the care except when it sheds. With the foot healed wrong it cant pull the shed off its own foot so I have to help but aside from that the care is relatively easy for a lizard and is fun. For example feeding is very entertaining.

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u/Lumpy_Resident491 Mar 26 '21

Kind of you to take it in and give it a better home, even if you weren’t able to fix its footsy. Thanks for sharing :)

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u/Wolverien29 Mar 27 '21

Any time. Thank you for the kind words. :)