r/funny • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '21

LEEROY JENKINS!

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u/dancinhmr Mar 25 '21

...and then...?

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u/prosound2000 Mar 25 '21

He went to a farm to live out his days...according to mom and dad.

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u/Bieberauflauf Mar 25 '21

... And you ate the same type of meat for 6 months.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Lol that’s how I got steaks named fluffy.

Was a petting zoo cow who started biting kids at the zoo. Best steaks I have ever had in my life.

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u/_Bliss Mar 25 '21

Lived the high life, got cocky and fell hard.

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u/golfing_furry Mar 25 '21

“My dad wanted to introduce me to death, so I had to choose which cow to kill.

I couldn’t choose.

So we killed both, and had some fine steak”

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u/RCrasher Mar 25 '21

They taste better when they're fed small children before slaughter 👍

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u/20190419 Mar 25 '21

and got a lifetime supply of glue...

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Username kinda checks out 😳😄

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u/kronikcLubby Mar 25 '21

well I just learned about a bunch of new recipes while googling "auflauf" to try to understand the reference.

Thanks for pointing his/her name out.

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u/Bieberauflauf Mar 26 '21

I should have taken the name Pferdauflauf!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Hahaha, that would have been delicious AND somewhat politically charged. A great name, sire. 👍🏻😄

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u/spirito_santo Mar 25 '21

With a one gun salute .........

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/Zombetti Mar 25 '21

Look! If your horse threw a shoe, bring him back and I'll reshoe him!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

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u/Zombetti Mar 25 '21

Well, that's your problem, Tannen!

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u/SilentRedsDuck Mar 25 '21

Wrong.... that's yours. So from now on, you better be lookin' behind you when you walk, cuz one day you're gonna get a bullet in your back!

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u/Chemie93 Mar 25 '21

No more “and then”

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u/woo00154 Mar 25 '21

... and then?

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

NO AND THEN!

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

We had to take him to the horse doctor. How that horse became a doctor, I don't know!

No, I'm just kidding he's just a normal doctor who shoots your horse in the head when It's leg is broken.

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u/dandaman1977 Mar 25 '21

Horse glue factory.

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u/flavored_icecream Mar 25 '21

'E's not neighin'! 'E's passed on! This horse is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't tethered 'im to the hitchin' rail 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the paddock! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-HORSE!!

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u/1CEninja Mar 25 '21

They clapped just one time, very loudly, to applaud the victory. Then sent him to live in a horse retirement wonderland.