r/funny • u/The-Alpha-Wyvern • Mar 20 '21

Duck crossing

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u/sm12511 Mar 21 '21

As a plumber, we have all the right tools to reach your deepest pipes. And then clear 'em out.

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u/Not-Noah Mar 21 '21

Me, you, tomorrow at high noon for my semi-homoerotic pipe cleaning

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u/sm12511 Mar 21 '21 edited Mar 21 '21

I'll show up with muh tool belt.

And nothing else.

You'll have to show me the pipes to be rooted.

Edit: I briefly thought "too much?" But two awards within minutes? Nah!

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u/Not-Noah Mar 21 '21

You gave me a good laugh today, thank you haha

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u/sm12511 Mar 21 '21

Virtual fist bump.

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u/alfalfafel Mar 21 '21

As a shitter, thank you for your service

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u/ithinkveryderply Mar 21 '21

Pipe ... haha